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Share something that makes you smile

So, I was checking out the Daily Post blog, since I’ve taken up the Post A Week 2011 challenge, and I came across this topic:

Share something that makes you smile…

Well, there’s a lot that makes me smile, jokes, AFV, people falling over, things falling over… people falling over that make things fall over… and so on and so forth.

As you can see, I’m an extremely decisive person… *ahem* so I’m going to put up a truck load* of things that makes me smile.

*and by truck load, I’m referring to one of these little Tonka trucks:

Alright, jokes aside, let’s get started. Haha, just kidding. Speaking of jokes, here are a few that cracked a smile:

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires!

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks! 😀

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Moving on… Falls. They’re great. Usually. Sometimes not so much if you’re doing the falling. But nonetheless- falls are great. Falls are/can be epic. Falls are smiles.

But the best falls? WEDDING FALLS!
Thank you AFV 🙂

AND MORE FALLS!! :’D









HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

WOOOHOOOOO!!

BONNE ANEE!!

BRING ON 2011! 😀

Where has the year gone?

Well, I’m ready for a brand new magical funtastical super-duper-uber awesometastic 2011!

Hope all your wishes and dreams come true and may this be the best year for you all yet. 🙂

Have a safe and happy new year all!





The Halloween Post

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Having trouble deciding your Halloween costume? Try making this undeniably awesome headless bride costume from Instructibles.com. There are step by step instructions on how to make it. If that’s a bit of a handful for ya you’ll find some easier things too. If you want you can just enjoy the picture and move on =D.

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Now that's what I call talent. And awesomeness.

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Would you like a groom with that?

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Who said you need a head to bowl?

Here are a couple of short, ‘scary’ and ‘true’ stories I found on the internet. (If you’re planning on that headless bride costume, you should read the first short story… you can tell people a whole story behind the headlessness!)

There’s a bridge called “Covert’s Crossing” or “Covert’s Bridge” up in New Castle. A young couple had gotten married on Halloween. Around midnight, they were riding in a horse drawn carriage across the bridge at the same time a car was. The bridge was only one lane, so by the time they saw each other it was too late. Story has it that they crashed and the hubcap of the car flew off, decapitating the bride. The police never found her head or the body of the groom. Its been said that if you sit on the bridge on Halloween night around midnight, you can see the headless bride standing on some rocks in the river. They don’t know if she is looking for her head or her lost love.

Here’s one I heard on the radio from a woman who told her story about seeing a ghost, which is scary: A few years ago, the woman and her family had just moved to a new house somewhere in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. One night, her baby son was crying so she got out of bed and went to see him. Suddenly, the baby stopped crying. The woman knew that he must have fallen asleep so she went back to bed. A few hours later, the baby cried again, so she got up and went over to check again. As she opened the door to her son’s room, she saw a boy, about 6 or 7 years old, calming the baby down. When he saw the woman, he disappeared. The woman was shocked and later told her neighbours what happened. The neighbours already knew about the ghost and told her that there was a boy who died from an illness, about 80 years ago, and was buried under the exact place where her baby son’s room is.

Happy Halloween everyone!!


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